Thursday, November 20, 2008

just call me perez..

Fact: I love celebrity gossip
Fact: Anything that has to do with Madonna makes me want to slap Suri Cruise.

If you know anything about me and my love for Suri Cruise you will understand how much I despise Madonna. And here's why:

  1. She sucks at singing, and correct me if I am wrong, but isn't that why she's famous in the first place?
  2. Celebrities talk about politics. I understand that they have just as much right as anyone to express their views. Just because they don't have real jobs or live in the real world, or have anything worthwhile to say doesn't mean they don't have the right to still say whatever they want. But Madonna, SHUT THE F UP. Your opinion lost it's credibility 25 years ago when you were dry humping the stage at the VMA's.
  3. You often speak in a British accent, you are from Detroit, MI.
  4. I blame you for Britney's downfall.
  5. You aren't even a good dancer. You just sort of sway your hips, drop to the floor, and repeat.
  6. I believe the photo speaks for itself.