just call me perez..

Fact: I love celebrity gossip
Fact: Anything that has to do with Madonna makes me want to slap Suri Cruise.

If you know anything about me and my love for Suri Cruise you will understand how much I despise Madonna. And here's why:

1. She sucks at singing, and correct me if I am wrong, but isn't that why she's famous in the first place?
2. Celebrities talk about politics. I understand that they have just as much right as anyone to express their views. Just because they don't have real jobs or live in the real world, or have anything worthwhile to say doesn't mean they don't have the right to still say whatever they want. But Madonna, SHUT THE F UP. Your opinion lost it's credibility 25 years ago when you were dry humping the stage at the VMA's.
   
3. You often speak in a British accent, you are from Detroit, MI.
   
4. I blame you for Britney's downfall.
5. You aren't even a good dancer. You just sort of sway your hips, drop to the floor, and repeat.
   
6. I believe the photo speaks for itself.
   

sniffle

today, a resident walked up to my window and instead of waving, decided to say hello by sneezing all over it.

um, god bless you?

reply-all emails

whoever included the "reply-all" option on emails needs a very deserving
T-H-A-N-K Y-O-U.

the emails that are shared between chicago, new york city, and washington, d.c. are consistently entertaining and a very cheap form of therapy.

as long as we follow the rules:
1. NO politics
2. NO religion
3. NO discussing boyfriends who have opinions on nail polish

and with that, here's to world war 3.

from home to home..

A week and a half in Fredericksburg..I saw old friends, laughed about old stories, went through old stuff, cried over older stuff, and finally had the nerve to toss some old memories into the trash.

"I always believed it was the things you don't choose that makes you who you are. Your city, your neighborhood, your family. People here take pride in these things, like it was something they'd accomplished. The bodies around their souls, the cities wrapped around those. This city can be hard. When I was young, I asked my priest how you could get to heaven and still protect yourself from all the evil in the world. He told me what God said to His children. "You are sheep among wolves. Be wise as serpents, yet innocent as doves."

unemployed & lovin' it

i spent last week with my very bests enjoying charleston, sc. it was so refreshing to be with the girls in this world that collectively understand and appreciate me more than any other people in this world. south carolina is good for my soul, as some of my most precious memories are from the summer i spent on hilton head island.


peace. love. k&co.